kevintheloser's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Super Ninja]

Sexy, but a few downers

Intresting idea! grapling=funness. but i dont' like the timer thing. I like to take my time :D. I also would rather have something to like punch the bad guys with/instead of a net. That would be FAR OUT. But nice game. :D good job. I dig it.

[Excite Bike - Trouble]

hey uh.. dude that last reviewed...

It may seem familiar becaue its A VIDEO GAME PARODY. LOOK THE LEFT SMART ONE AND READ THE CATAGORY. lol. anyways, i actually have this game (well kind of). not bad. too violent for me though

[Virtual Bong]

DUDE, THATS FAR OUT MAN

Man, that was so cool. Looks a little like my bong. the background was a little funky though
peace... and happiness

[Battleships]

Hmm... after a brief moment of thought....

DAMN THIS GAME TO HELL!!! GET THIS CORPORATE BULLSHIT OFF NEWGROUNDS!!! IT SHOULD BEEN BLAMMED! I mean my god, new grounds should be about individuals/ or groups of friends getting together, but NO, these corporate arses submit THEIR movie, and much up a great site with porn ads,-oops, i mean a great side with actual peoples animations. not some TOTAL BULLSHIT CORPORATE BUSINESS SHIT. DAMN THIS MOVIE TO HELL!!!!

[PGX Snowboarding]

Not bad.....

Not bad, could of used some shittier graphics. would of make the game a LOT better. GRAPHICS EAT POOH AHIYIUYDISDOFUISDF ODSIUF OIDSF GO ORIGINAL NINTENDO. ok, anyways, hold sam back. i wet myself again. not bad. could of been a lot weirder, or is that groovy? can't tell the differences now a days. go splot the dote. plz.-stay groovy -kevin stay far out- kevin . ham? no thnx. its all about the cheese. YES.

[Super Mario Rampage!]

Boring and um.... as you said pointless

First of all, the gun doesn't move fast enough, so you get tired of dying continuously by aiming at the dudes in the air, so you just shoot the guys on the ground. MY GOD, its boring as hell. And the continous scrolling bores into my head as a fat gopher trying to rip my brains to pieces. Dude, just don't submit an unfinished product. And, man, Your graphics could of been complete crap and I wouldn't care as long as it was actually FUN. No offense, I recognize that you probably spent a lot of time on this, but hey, I liked mario :'(. He was groovy man! And having him use a shotgun instead of jumping on there heads made it incredibly boring. How bout we focus on something more worthless? pop culture for instance? anyways, its possibly on the road to being groovy, but as I said: preview... maybe.... halfway done project thats not complete.... how bout no scott. no offense, keep trying, stay groovy.

P.S. jumping would be nice :)

[Lamer Hunter]

Pretty Good!

It was a lot better than some of the shit on new grounds. It got pretty redundant because the scenery doesn't change and they just keep poping up in the same places. The graphics were decent, a lot better than sticks! I felt I had to write a review because of the moron Bill Gates lover that reviewed before me. Anyways, decent game! Levels would be nice, just something to make it less redundant.

[Coming Soon To Newgrounds]

To all those people who have said this movie sucks

I say, screw off! If the people who made this are so untalented, than why don't YOU make a flash animation for the site! Huh? As far as I can tell I haven't seen anything on newgrounds seem this impressive visually. So you can bitch about how crappy it is, or you can just acknowledge that a)they're better than you at flash, b)if you are better your not submitting anything, or c)you're jealous of their talent. Really! Although I don't like the fact that they say "vote 5" at the end, it's still a good trailor, better than MOST of the stuff on New Grounds. It may not be the BEST flash game on the net, but it's a hell of a lot better than some of the shit on newgrounds. That's all, nice trailor!

[(Anyone But) GW]

Yes....umm.. no.

Okay, it was okay at first. George Bush isn't the smartest guy, but you saying that he is a nieve narrow minded biggot, makes you narrow minded. I don't like George Bush any more than you, but I don't like ANY policitians. It seems to me that your a democrat hooked on making the republicans look bad. But how about making a game that's fun? Clicking on an arrow and listening to ANY person raving about hitler like beliefs gets boring QUICK. Your graphics were okay, but you only drew one picture, (not counting cheney's head), and the whole thing just gets boring. If you want to show your hate for George Bush, make a cool game or something. Not a soundless flash in which you click arrows the entire time. Its a real shame to see a decently drawn game, by an animator with potential to do a game with a boring and stupid concept.

[ramones]

GABBA GABBA HEY, GABBA GABBA HEY!

The Ramones! I'm glad somebody else still likes them! You should of had the song gabba gabba hey, but that's okay. The only thing is Ramones tabs??? Who needs Ramones tabs! If you need tabs to their power chord songs, you need to play more guitar! But you get a 10 for just having THE RAMONES! RIP Joey.